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There are only two rules in war: Rule 1 - There are no rules.
Rule 2 - See rule one.
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Military intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
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The easy way is always mined.
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Incoming fire has the right of way.
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Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
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If the enemy is within range, so are you.
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Never draw fire. It irritates everyone around you.
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No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.
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Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire.
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Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.
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Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
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If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
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Try to look unimportant. They may be low on ammo.
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Don't worry about the one 'with your name on it.' It is the one addressed:
'To whom it may concern.'
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